fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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