i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My feet surprised me
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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