I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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