Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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