I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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