ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Why can't burritos get me drunk
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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