Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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