its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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