If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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