yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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