You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Found your dick twin last night
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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