i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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