She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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