He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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