i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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