come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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