Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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