Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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