Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You made out with two different species that night
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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