I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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