He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
