Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
