It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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