i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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