quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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