shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm too high and old for this...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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