'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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