win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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