I am in a vortex of obligation.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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