I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
be right there i have to get my cape
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
