your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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