I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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