She's JV to your varsity
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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