so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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