You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i love accidental penises.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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