I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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