I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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