I need help removing her.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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