we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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