I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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