I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I need you to use more vowels.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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