is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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