he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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