Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
