Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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