Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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