I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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