apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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