I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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