Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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