no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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