Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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