Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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