its not stalking. its research.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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